A Pirates Chalice | Golden Healer

Christian would like everyone to know that he absolutely did not steal this chalice.

He has been very clear about that.

In fact, he has an entire story explaining why he is being falsely accused and unfairly slandered by rival pirates.

The problem is that every time he tells the story, he is somehow standing next to the chalice, holding the chalice, or pretending to drink from the chalice.

So naturally, we all have questions.

Jokes aside, this Golden Healer Chalice is one of the wildest carvings we brought home from Tucson. The amount of detail is incredible, from the skull itself all the way down to the vertebrae in the stem.

It’s massive, beautifully carved, and honestly looks like it belongs in the captain’s quarters of a very suspicious pirate.

A pirate who definitely didn’t steal it.

Probably.